[SeekAndFind]

[exit82]

Now known as AC-DC Comics.

[Lazamataz]

Superman becomes THUPERman!!!!

[GraceG]

Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex

http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html

WARNING it is a bit graphic.

Maybe superman is depressed all his women friends from earth end up dead due to sex...

[DManA]

Well, since Bizarro Superman was exactly the opposite of Superman, wouldn’t he had to have been gay? Wouldn’t most of the whole planet?

In the “new Superman universe” is Bizarro Superman then straight?

Man, hours of conversational grist for geeko-americans.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Well, if it is Superman, I hope they give him a couple of face tats (tear drops, maybe?) and make him the pitcher and not the catcher in his relationships.

[allmendream]

SWEET SAPHOS!

Isn’t Wonder Woman gay?

Not that there is anything wrong with that - island of Amazon women and all.........

I’ll be in my bunk.

;)

[Bogey78O]

Technically since Superman isn’t human, he can’t he hetero or homosexual. There’s none of his own species left.

[ICU812]

Only when exposed to pink Kryptonite

[who knows what evil?]

DC co-publisher Dan DiDio's interview with The Advocate.

Dan DiDio? That explains everything...

[Hodar]

Gives the Wonderwoman/Invsible man and Supeman joke a whole new meaning.

[who knows what evil?]

Obviously, this doesn't mean that the character that is to be transformed is Superman. But his death certainly opens up that possibility.

I see where this is going...it is the Superman from the 40's...the so-called 'Earth 2' Superman who was disposed of a number of years ago...DiDio used to work on soap operas for ABC before he moved on to DC Comics. Now this all makes sense...

[Cowgirl of Justice]

Brings back to mind the joke about Superman, the Invisible Man and Wonder Woman.

WW was laying out nude, sunning herself by the pool. Superman was flying about, looking for something to do and saw her. He thought to himself, “I can fly down there and hit it faster than a speeding bullet and be gone in a flash.” So he did. Wonder Woman’s eyes popped open and she exclaimed, “What in the world was that??!!” The Invisible Man said,”I have no idea but my butt sure is sore!”

There must be some truth this supposed joke. I wouldn’t have laid out all that money seeing his movies when I was a child if I had known he was probably using it to sneak into gay bars all that time.

[Snickering Hound]

And I thought it was Batman with his "ward".

[Miles the Slasher]

So Lois Lane is to become Louis Lane?

[bgill]

a previously existing DC character who was previously straight and now will be "one of our most prominent gay characters."

Even a cartoon knows it's a choice to be gay or straight.

[The Great RJ]

I always thought Batman and Robin had a bit of a strange relationship, however, Clark Kent used to undress in phone booths when he reverted to Superman.

[Old Teufel Hunden]

A little diddy we used to sing while on platoon runs:

Batman and Superman got into a fight
Late one evening on a Saturday night
Superman hit Batman down to the ground
Then Batman hit him with some kryptonite
He hit him so hard he drove him insane
Now Batman’s dating Lois Lane

Based on the above information, I have to conclude it is not Batman....

[Centurion2000]

This would be the absolute death of Superman as a viable comic / American symbol. But what the heck, they’ve been trying to kill this off for a while.

[Morgana]

well superman had a long run I guess it was time for him to end.