So this is why I got laid so often when I was young. And why I’m not having much luck now. Hmmmmmm,,,,,....
It explains why I NEVER got lucky until I finally got married.
I was held back by chivalry and gentlemanly behavior; I needed to be a complete b@st@rd.
Problem was, I liked myself better as a gentleman...
Oh, well. Gotta be able to live with yourself.
Don’t forget to mention you’re a Doctor...