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they should be charged with assault with weapons of mass destruction

1 posted on 05/05/2012 12:05:35 PM PDT by TurboZamboni
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If those women would have flashed their breasts at me, I would probably have been charged with assault for throwing up all over them.


2 posted on 05/05/2012 12:07:58 PM PDT by dsrtsage (One half of all people have below average IQ. In the US the number is 54%)
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Guilty as sin....


3 posted on 05/05/2012 12:08:30 PM PDT by neodad (USS Vincennes (CG-49) Freedom's Fortress)
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Guilty, life imprisonment, no parole, LOL


4 posted on 05/05/2012 12:08:52 PM PDT by nascarnation
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Is the second from the left named Michelle (or nicknamed wookie) by any chance?


5 posted on 05/05/2012 12:10:35 PM PDT by EGPWS (Trust in God, question everyone else)
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Maybe he just went into the alley to find them some garbage bags to cover up with.


7 posted on 05/05/2012 12:15:28 PM PDT by Bryanw92 (Sic semper tyrannis)
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I’ve had a couple of marriages that had the same elements, they just played out over a longer period.


9 posted on 05/05/2012 12:18:25 PM PDT by ArmstedFragg (hoaxy dopey changey)
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As a 50-year-old man walked out of a downtown St. Paul bar, two women flashed their breasts and asked him to go somewhere with them.

After viewing the picture of the two women, I only have one question: HOW DRUNK WAS THIS GUY?????????

10 posted on 05/05/2012 12:18:27 PM PDT by GreenHornet
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Image and video hosting by TinyPic I suspect that this guy was also led astray by these big boobs as well.
14 posted on 05/05/2012 12:25:38 PM PDT by festusbanjo (Planning my escape regardless of which party is in charge.)
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Second from left resembles a TV correspondent. Can’t think of her name tho.


18 posted on 05/05/2012 12:29:39 PM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks
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The victim should get a lifetime get out of jail free card by reason of insanity.


20 posted on 05/05/2012 12:34:05 PM PDT by The_Media_never_lie (The President who ate the dog, will wag the dog.)
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What a waste of good American names. That should be added to the charges.


21 posted on 05/05/2012 12:35:26 PM PDT by chopperman
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The first one probably needed the money for some shag carpet shampoo.


23 posted on 05/05/2012 12:47:21 PM PDT by Krankor
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Bump if you feel misled.


28 posted on 05/05/2012 12:51:51 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand
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Ugh... Except fr the bloke on the right, I don’t know which 2 of the 3 are women.


29 posted on 05/05/2012 12:54:00 PM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Would you rather eat dog food or cat food? Guess it's Romney 2012.)
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Thanks for not showing any more pictures . . .


30 posted on 05/05/2012 12:55:48 PM PDT by trailz
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Well, I WAS gonna ask for the address of the bar, until I saw the pictures.

Are there any bars with better looking flashers/robbers?


31 posted on 05/05/2012 12:57:19 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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Yikes, where is the barf alert?


32 posted on 05/05/2012 12:59:47 PM PDT by HerrBlucher
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how do you flash a blind guy ?


33 posted on 05/05/2012 1:00:22 PM PDT by zwerni (this isn't gonna be good for business)
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I say negotiate a contract with say Kenya, Sudan, Nigeria etc. whereby the USA will provide people and money.

People like this to be offered alternative sentences: go back to Africa, and the US will give you and the receiving nation each $50,000.


34 posted on 05/05/2012 1:09:19 PM PDT by truth_seeker
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OMG that is the biggest disappointment since BHO !!!!


35 posted on 05/05/2012 1:09:57 PM PDT by thepatriot1 (...brought to you courtesy of the Red, White and Blue)
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