[West Texas Chuck]

I smack him lightly, he bites me again, I smack him again, he bites me one more time. Before I can react he jumps up and bounds off the coffee table and hits the couch, stops, turns around and reverses the process and ends up in my lap again. All cuddly and lovey, I pat him some more and it is all evil again. Bites the fire out of my hand and gives me that look and launches off toward the hall.

We named him Rocket for a reason, but this is just bizarre.

Saturday night, more Samurai, more lovey cat. Gives me that look again and is all teeth before I can react. I didn't swat him this time, but the evil eyes are still looking at me. Ears laid back, more biting, the good Samurai slices the bad Samurai, more cat teeth, and another Top Fuel launch toward the hall.

Felines are not to be trusted. This orange tabby has a taste for human flesh. What's next, BRAINS?!?

[goseminoles]

Go to bed..

[Ronin]

Our true overlords wait patiently for the day.... Felines will indeed rule the world.

[SirLurkedalot]

You need a young priest and an old priest.

[scripter]

I've been a dog person for 52 years. Then late last year a kitten found his way onto our property and after a week of trying to find the kittens real home, the boys and wife adopted him.

It took a week to train the dogs not to eat Cooper (the cat) but they all seem to get along fine now (for the most part). Still, that cat is psycho. Bites the hell out of my hand, then gets all cuddly again. Repeat. Plus, Cooper runs thru the house like a bat out of hell. Stops, stairs, runs back again.

We're learning to be dog AND cat people. It's taking some getting used to.

[TrueKnightGalahad]

Were I you, I'd be more concerned if the kitty didn't seem to be possessed!

[Semper Mark]

It’s Spring and he’s all worked up. He needs a female.

[saganite]

You’re being too nice.

[the invisib1e hand]

samurai movies?

the whole thing is weird. maybe should just have the cat for dinner.

[nuconvert]

You need this guy

http://animal.discovery.com/tv/my-cat-from-hell/

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Maybe he’s a Democrat aka “Demon-cat”.....They bite the hand that feeds them. And don’t swat him...no no no. That’s self-defense and is against the law of the Demon-cats.

[mnehring]

Both of mine are possessed, that’s why we named them after demons. Pandora is the worst. She used to stalk our feet like they are little mice and go to town, not playful, but like she was trying to rip meat off the bone.

[the invisib1e hand]

ping. seems like a ping is in order.

[2111USMC]

Just about every cat we owned in the past displayed the same behavior.

[hosepipe]

Put Tequila in a spay bottle and spriz him..
if that don’t work use vinegar with some hot sauce..
not a lot just a “taste”..

[Oztrich Boy]

Cats cannot be possessed.

[JRandomFreeper]

My third ex-wife had a theory about this... She figured the catz were able to see invisable dinosaurs, and they ran and jumped and hid and did weird stuff because they were trying to get away from a dinosaur you can't see.

Maybe he was trying to save your life from an invisible T. Rex.

I did finally divorce her... so take it for what it's worth.

/johnny

[davius]

Is he still packing? If so, then he is possessed by at least two demons...Seriously, tap him lightly and hiss sharply whenever he crosses the line. If he challenges you then hiss louder and longer. If he still challenges you, give him the house and you leave because you have adopted a tiger, not a cat.

[pankot]

It is not uncommon for a cat to nip a person petting it. Usually they don’t draw blood; but if you hit them for doing this they can get teed off. The nips are love-bites. Ever hear someone say about another human “you’re so sweet I could just eat you up”? Similar idea. Sexual sadism is that idea taken to murderous extremes.

[Revolting cat!]

We are possessed, that's true. GO CAT, GO!

[mamelukesabre]

sooo...stop petting it! Sheesh.