“Try telling employers what you’re really thinking!”
I’ll go one better. My interviewer asked a question which was neither right nor wrong and after giving the answer he said that was not what he was thinking.
“If you were a tree, what kind would you be?”
“No, I was thinking pine.”
“How did the interview go?”
“If I have to go through this one more time, I am coming to your home and eating your kids.”
“That bad, eh?”
LOL! Job interviewing is the worst. The other thing is job applications, I have an article about that too. One job wanted to know what I’ve been doing since High School - I graduated 30 years ago!!