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To: NicknamedBob; Scoutmaster

There’s a Thing in my neighborhood. Darned if I can remember what color it is, though, and I drive by it nearly ever day. I’m getting OLD.

Don’t give up on the interplanetary Beetle: Pat won’t be able to go to Ares if there are toasters there.


428 posted on 04/11/2012 4:13:47 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Quien vive? JESUS! Y a su nombre? GLORIA! Y a su pueblo? VICTORIA!)
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To: Tax-chick
"Don’t give up on the interplanetary Beetle: Pat won’t be able to go to Ares if there are toasters there."

I can't make it a Herbie anyway. That would be derivative. I'm thinking a really tricked-out small van.

The Toaster came back.

Wait! You haven't watched "The Brave Little Toaster Goes To Mars"?

Whatever do you do to elevate culture in your staid and unassuming life?

429 posted on 04/11/2012 4:38:52 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: Tax-chick

By the way, I hope Pat won’t find it off-putting in regard to visiting the planet Venus.

The entire surface is a toaster.

Of course, the bottom of Earth’s ocean is moderately inhospitable too.


430 posted on 04/11/2012 4:42:02 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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