ha!
From the whopping £3000 a week on floral arrangements to the colonic irrigations and vitamin intravenous drips, the 52-year-old isn’t afraid to splash the cash on life’s little luxuries.
Perhaps most bizarrely, it has been claimed that Cowell insists that only luxury black toilet paper is placed in the many bathrooms of his London and Los Angeles homes.
The loo paper sets the music mogul back approximately £10 a roll.
Additionally, the book claims that Cowell travels with suitcases full of creams, bath products and lotions to counteract ageing, takes ‘saucers full’ of tablets daily and undergoes routine Botox injections.
Wow. He's going into Howard Hughs territory.