HAHAHA! A standing joke with me is at potlucks or other events where pork or bacon is served I will ask if it is kosher.
About a year ago, one of the young ladies I worked with came back from her honeymoon and said she was mad at me. I asked her why, and she said that because of my constant questioning, and wanting to please any and all guests (orth. Jew, vegan,etc.) She tried to find “kosher Pork” and couldn’t. Someone finally told her.
I had a friend who was Jewish who theorized someday their would be kosher pork- once they figured out how to engineer a pig that had no cloven hooves.