Stacy Francis
Making absolutely no mention of her many celebrity friendships, or her Broadway career, or her high-profile singing gigs with the likes of Tom Cruise, Prince or Louis Farrakhan, Stacy Francis, that poor single mom screams her into the pimp spot.
I'm not even going to bother identifying this song. It doesn't matter what she sings. The judges will gush over whatever she belts out.
What a sham.
L.A.: So poised. So proud of you. You stirred our souls.
Paula: This was a shining moment. The way you interpret songs in magical (it's like you've been peforming professionally for over twenty years or something)
Simon: [he kisses up to her--literally] This is what you should have been doing. It was real, it was fantastic.
Nicole: I know how much you've been through (really?) The epitomy of grace and poise and beauty. You're fulfilling your purpose.
L. Ron Hubbard would be proud.