Posted on 02/25/2011 6:23:41 AM PST by Hildy
Charlie Sheen tells TMZ ... he wants to fight "Two and a Half Men" creator Chuck Lorre in an octagon ... and, according to Charlie, "If he wins, then he can leave MY show!"
Charlie is still ensconced in the Bahamas, having what he calls "a grand old time."
Charlie said, "I violently hate Chaim Levine (Chuck Lorre). He's a stupid, stupid little man and a p**sy punk that I'd never want to be like." Charlie adds, "That's me being polite."
Charlie is scoffing at all the people around him, saying, "All these guys told me to 'clean it up.' Well this is me cleaning it the f**k up."
Charlie, who insists he's sober, says, "All I want is to bring my family together, and I have to deal with all this B.S. politics."
And as if that's not enough, Charlie says "That piece of s**t [Lorre] took money out of my pocket, my family's pocket, and, most importantly, my second family -- my crew's pocket."
Charlie adds, "You can tell him [Lorre] one thing. I own him."
I don't know why people are surprised that when you give a not so bright guy with no God in his life untolds amount of money to read lines (and in this case, very perverted lines) and then let them get away with breaking the law over and over again...why are we surprised that he now basically believes he's God. He has, quite literally, become the despicable character he plays on that show.
But what stands out in this story is is blatant reference to the fact Lorre is Jewish. Haim Levine? Disclosure...Chuck Lorre AKA Chuck Levine, grew up in my town and was very good friends with my brother. They had a band together. The networks will not sacrifice Lorre who has basically every hit show on TV, for an addicted POS like Charlie Sheen. But the interesting this is Sheen seems to think they will!
A saner county, a saner land would have dropped this guy a long time ago... for his own good.
Sheen did, basically, what they pilloried Mel Gibson for. Do you think they'll do the same thing to Sheen?
As somebody pointed out on another thread, Sheen hasn't made a movie about Christ. As far as Hollywood is concerned, that was Gibson's most serious transgression.
Sheen is an interesting living metaphor of Obama in a few months.
Pathetic, narcissistic, lost, out-of-it, prideful loser.....wow.
You know, they should bring back duels. It would curb a great deal if crazy stuff.
Viacom taketh away with one hand, and giveth back with the other.
Maybe they could continue the show by re-naming it “One and a Half Men”.
Except that Charlie sheen is headed on his way down to the gutter while the Obamas will leave after one term, cash in making speeches about how America isn't ready to accept a black man as President and make enough money to make the Clintons look like paupers.
The liberal tagline when the bill comes due is exactly the same across the board: “It’s everyone else’s fault except mine. Oh, and everyone else is lying; I’m the only one telling the truth.”
I heard a really good idea the other day...they just project the show way into the future and replace Charlie with Martin Sheen who looks just like him.
I keep wishing i’d wake up to read he has killed himself in a car wreck (before he succeeds in killing someone else).
He should hook up with Lindsay Lohan. They would make a nice couple.
They should do to him what happened to Suzanne Somers in Three’s Company. I would write him out having him die like he will in real life with hookers and blow. Then I would bring in Ted McGinley to finish the series in style.
Narcissistic alcoholic! I read he was partying with his ex wife & girlfriends in the Bahamas! Sick bunch if you ask me, all of them!!
Brilliant!
IIRC, Ted is the patron saint of jumping the shark.
I’ve never watched the show. I just assumed Charlie’s character was the “half” in the title.
Considering Charlie is the 'half man', it would just be "Two Men."
Charlie has not destroyed our government and our way of life... he does not hide who and what he is... he is practicing freedom... obama is a satanic demon... Sheen is a man whore.
LLS
Martin needs to do an intervention a la Britney Spears.
Sheen is off his rocker.
His character plays a drunken womanizer, not much of a stretch from his real life!!! No acting involved!
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