Refrigerator magnets owned by white capitalists.
Yeah....magnetism....something NEw to tax.
I have been trying to warn you people about this pole shift for years, but YOU JUST WON’T LISTEN!
It may be time to start hoarding refrigerator magnets and Tesla coils.
Screw the whales, save the Earf’s Poles. Do your part, conserve magnetism. Stop using your GPS systems you white capitalist magnetopathic SUV driving haters.
/Jack Daniels mode off.
No, it's iron mining and construction, redistributing the global iron balance. The iron earth core follows it like a compass needle.
Women, children, and the people of Africa hurt worst by those evil white capitalists like Carnegie.
It's even the Pittsburgh Steeler's fault.
Root for Green Bay. If the Steelers win, we're toast.