I think I would have used my keys to draw a big carbon footprint on each one of them.
However, the shoppers at Trader Joe's look even farther Left to me than the demo-dweebs who infest Whole Foods. Fewer Saabs, more Subaru Foresters. (Trader Joe's Wines can be used as Subaru Brake Fluid.)
Ah, The NPR good life in The Green Land of the Mombasa Moonbeam!
Yo, I still NEED to know what's behind the 7-incher hockey stick scar on Kid Kenya's head.