Posted on 06/17/2010 7:48:23 AM PDT by OldDeckHand
Cameron Diaz doesn't know the definition of a lesbian.
In the July issue of Playboy magazine, the "Knight and Day" star says that wanting to sleep with a woman does not make you a lesbian.
"If I'm going to be with a woman sexually, it doesn't mean I'm a lesbian," she said, according to UsMagazine.com. "We put these restraints and definitions on people, but it's hard to define."
Diaz started making a little more sense when she tried to differentiate between lust and love.
"Sexuality and love can be different things," she said. "I can be attracted to a woman sexually, but it doesn't mean I want to be in love with a woman."
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There’s a cowboy joke on this subject but it cannot be posted.
OK, I found a clean version:
An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, “Are you a real cowboy?”
He replied, “Well, I’ve spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.”
She said, “I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women.”
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, “Are you a real cowboy?”
He replied, “I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.”
Gore has to be the biggest douche looking guy alive.
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Well said. It's "trendy" for many younger females to experiment with the homosexual lifestyle. Scenes like this from our moral relativist (skanky) culture does influence them: 
eww!
Turns out I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body as well.
Since my wife is very open minded, she accepts me for who I am:
A non-transgendered lesbian heterosexual XY chromosome fetus in my 134th trimester.
And I'm happy with me.
Depends on the woman. For example, the other night my wife was watching some decorating show, and the couple getting their house renovated was a pair of lesbians...but, no lie, if they hadn’t referred to them as Sarah amd Mia or something like that, I would have thought that they were married heteros. I mean, one of them was a fat but cute girly girl and the other was mannish enough to give Janet Reno a run for her money.
I tend to wonder in situations like that...if the woman you’re sleeping with looks like that, why not just get a man?
OK, I'll regret this, but...what's the punchline?
Actually, calling the waitress sandwich a menage a trois is like calling a drive to the corner store the Daytona 500. More like they jumped on the poor victims while fully clothed.
Reminds me when “Little Joe” Cartwright was on the Johnny Carson show, and Johnny asked him if the rumors about all those guys on the ranch, so far from town and any women and all - if the rumors that they were gay was true.
“Little Joe” replies something like “No, we weren’t gay. But thank God Hop Sing was!”
Agree 100%.
Inspired by Sam, I said that (sort of) about Jim McGreevy and Michael Stipe. “This guy left that woman for someone’s hairy ass?!!?”
Good one!
“The faux pas is where she took it. :
While explored the Inca city of Machu Picchu high in Peru’s Andes, Diaz wore over her shoulder an olive green messenger bag emblazoned with a red star and the words “Serve the People” printed in Chinese on the flap....”
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I get it. Machu Picchu - with its ancient human sacrifices / “Serve the People”!
This is one of the great mysteries of life. For most of us men, it is no particular mystery why two beautiful women might be attracted to each other. We understand why beautiful women are attractive, because *we* are attracted to beautiful women. So... for a couple of women to find ~each other~ attractive is at least understandable for us. But the weird part is that in the majority of gay or lesbian relationships, even though the parties are both technically the same gender, they still fall into the same roles of masculine and feminine within the relationship. For example: In most of the lesbian couples that I've ever met there is clearly one of them that is more "masculine" than the other. Often they'll dress like a man, talk like a man... So... there's the question. If a woman is attracted to women, why then are so many of them then attracted to "masculine" women? So... you are sexually involved with someone that looks like a man, talks like a man, acts like a man, dresses like a man... but the only difference is that the parts are strap-on instead of original equipment? Not buying it.
I think the whole thing is that God wired us to be parts that fit together in more ways than just the physical. You know the expression “Every pot has a lid?” Well, no matter how much a person might think they’re a gender rebel setting up housekeeping with another lid, all their drives tell them to go get a pot, and they do.
We could ask Barny Frank if...never mind...never had a post banned yet and not about to start.
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