[TheClintons-STILLAnti-American]

"Chemical analysis of a stalagmite found in the mountainous Buckeye Creek basin of West Virginia suggests that native people contributed a significant level of greenhouse gases to the atmosphere through land use practices. The early Native Americans burned trees to actively manage the forests to yield the nuts and fruit that were a large part of their diets."

Is this from the esteemed Self-Loathing International?

These idiots want all humans to feel guilt for living.

I think the most practical solution is for all those who feel this way to dig a hole, lie down in it and have someone with some sense cover them up.

That way everyone is happy.

They don't have to feel anguish, and they don't harass everyone else. And all that good organic stuff that makes up their bodies is returned to mother earth to feed the hungry worms and insects.

It's a Win/Win/Win!

[Tallguy]

The chainsaw was not invented yet. That’s a fine piece of journalism. / sarcasm