I like the way you think.
Warped White man from de heartland...move slow, but think fast..but may be thinking on a treadmill at times!
The OBAMA JOKER printed on ceramic might work well........JB Weld has a type that sits up underwater....Think toilet or a urinal!
This company will do custom stickers...they have
Gadsden flag 3 1/2 x 5 vinyl $2.49/$3.49 MAGNETIC