[JoJo Gunn]

I hate to break it to you apostles of the Church of Ed Wood, but there are no intergalactic proctologists that make late night house calls, no bug eyed crop vandals, no flying saucers that need running lights, zero, zip, nada.

[pepperdog]

I assume you’ve never seen any, but if you did would you believe? I wondered for years. Saw two, in bright daylight, and now know they exist. And that’s the truth!

[Talisker]

I hate to break it to you apostles of the Church of Ed Wood, but there are no intergalactic proctologists that make late night house calls, no bug eyed crop vandals, no flying saucers that need running lights, zero, zip, nada.

Your certainty has surely calmed me. I wish humanity had thought of asking you about the validity of the entirety of it's global UFO experiences before this, it would have saved millions of people lots of puzzlement.

Whew, what a relief. Out of trillions of galaxies, and quintillions of stars, we really are the only life in the universe. And that certainty was always just a single person away from common knowledge - you!

Thanks again, and I really mean it.

Really.

[Mr. K]

yes there is