13 million gallons soda consumed
22 million gallons beer consumed
1 million pounds aggregate weight gain
2 very creative commercials
5 commercials that were lame and look like the ad agency ripped off the client
2 commercials which were OK but for which most people cannot remember the advertised product
1214 hold-my-beer related injuries
237 sofa related injuries
144 ‘high five’ related injuries
3 cheese related injuries
What’s the over/under on my brother-in-law having sex during halftime?