[an amused spectator]

I hate it when I get an itch right in that upper center of my back where it's hard to reach. You're out in public and you try to ignore it and it just gets worse, but you don't want to do that contort thing you have to do to scratch it...

What the heck has an "itch" got to do with new socks?

Here I am, following the discussion with bated breath, waiting for a whisper about unspoiled hosiery, and all I get is "itch"?

I'm sorry, this JUST won't do! You'll find me in the Breaking News section, where the real new socks action is at.

[Deb]

Here I am still mourning the death of my green sweater and you have to bring up purely optional accessories. It makes me want to toss my bunny jammies!!