[Red_Devil 232]

Every time I go out and pee on the tree behind our house and my wife catches me I tell her: This tree will make great violin wood one day.

I also tell her that the more beer I consume the better the wood will be.

[Mr. Jazzy]

And I tell Mrs. Jazzy that the more beer I drink, the better lover I become!

Funny, but Mrs. Jazzy questions my scientific evidence on that claim.

[caver]

“Every time I go out and pee on the tree behind our house and my wife catches me I tell her: This tree will make great violin wood one day.”

At least your wife lets you get by with that.