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Talking pets: Obama's guru wants animals to sue you
The Register ^ | 19 Jan 2009 | Andrew Orlowski

Posted on 01/20/2009 12:35:47 PM PST by BGHater

Making an Ass of the Law

Obama's "regulation czar" Professor Cass Sunstein wants animals to be able to sue.

Animals can't reason or express themselves, naturally, so the litigation would be handled by human lawyers, acting as ventriloquists on behalf of the animal kingdom. Think Mister Ed the talking horse, crossed with Eliot Spitzer.

"Any animals that are entitled to bring suit would be represented by (human) counsel, who would owe guardian-like obligations and make decisions, subject to those obligations, on their clients' behalf," according to Sunstein. The Harvard legal scholar first proposed the argument in 2002.

"This doesn’t look good for hunters, ranchers, restaurateurs, biomedical researchers, or ordinary pet owners," says the food industry lobby group The Center for Consumer Freedom, which raised Sunstein's radical "rights" agenda. In Spain, activists have already proposed that apes be granted human rights.

Yet the Professor's proposal is fraught with practical difficulties. Ventriloquists have often seen their "animal" veer out of control: remember Rod Hull and Emu - or Bob Carrolgees and Spit The Dog? There would be chaos in the courtroom.

Objection!

"Objection!"

The proposal can be seen as part of a trend to fight political battles through the courts by playing clever tricks with the statutes or legal processes. A parallel move is the decision to give life-giving CO2 status as a "pollutant". Where do these perverse ideas come from?

Ever since the New Deal, when Roosevelt packed attempted to pack the Supreme Court to ram home legislation, it's been the preferred route for US activists seeking a short cut. But at bottom, it's fundamentally undemocratic and contemptuous of politics. Instead of taking your argument to the people, and using the powers of persuasion, a bit of semantic clever-dickery will do. The strategy shows little confidence in one's own arguments, and worse, little faith in ordinary people to make rational decisions. It's elitism.

But it comes at a time when private agreements are bypassing and undermining well established public settlements. Last November, Google was handed a monopoly on the future of digital book in a backroom deal that replaces public agreements with private fiat. Authors must now trust Google to do the right thing - a position the medieval citizenry had to adopt with the ruling aristocrats, because it had little other choice.

The law may often be an ass, but it's still an improvement on what came before - the whims of the "wise" - and we still need it to work. ®

Bootnote

Cass Sunstein co-wrote the authoritarian pop-policy book Nudge which was compulsory holiday reading for the UK Conservative Party last summer, by order of the Glorious Leader.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: animals; bhooira; casssunstein; democrats; obama; oira; pets; sunstein

1 posted on 01/20/2009 12:35:48 PM PST by BGHater
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To: BGHater

‘Think Mister Ed the talking horse, crossed with Eliot Spitzer’

Mr Ed was ‘hung’ and as such didn’t have to pay for it like leetle Prince Eliot....


2 posted on 01/20/2009 12:41:08 PM PST by Badeye (There are no 'great moments' in Moderate Political History. Only losses.)
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To: BGHater
The Harvard legal scholar first proposed the argument in 2002.

Scholar?

3 posted on 01/20/2009 12:42:21 PM PST by stevem
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To: BGHater

>>Think Mister Ed the talking horse, crossed with Eliot Spitzer<<

In some ways that would be an improvement.

Although, I wonder what they would have to put in his mouth to make him appear to speak?


4 posted on 01/20/2009 12:43:50 PM PST by gondramB (Preach the Gospel at all times, and when necessary, use words.)
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To: BGHater

Kook.


5 posted on 01/20/2009 12:45:56 PM PST by BenLurkin (Mornie utulie. Mornie alantie.)
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To: BGHater

Just for that, when I get home tonight I’m gonna rip the head off of a bunny and saute it with some butter, garlic, and extra virgin olive oil and serve it over some wild rice with mushrooms.


6 posted on 01/20/2009 12:47:30 PM PST by P8riot (I carry a gun because I can't carry a cop.)
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To: BGHater

We certainly have had our share of satire and humor posted lately...


7 posted on 01/20/2009 12:48:18 PM PST by SumProVita (Cogito, ergo...Sum Pro Vita. (Modified DeCartes))
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To: BGHater

We might as well give animals the right to sue. We are giving prisoners of war the rights of citizens.


8 posted on 01/20/2009 12:49:30 PM PST by DBCJR (What would you expect?)
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To: stevem

Scholar? So if I have a vision that trees are blocking the sun from the grass and the grass needs to be represented I could write a book about it and would be considered a scholar too?


9 posted on 01/20/2009 12:49:52 PM PST by sniper63 (Silent and stealthy - one shot - one kill)
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To: BGHater

Didn’t this actually happen in Europe already?


10 posted on 01/20/2009 12:50:11 PM PST by elpinta (CHANGE: for sure. HOPE: not so much.)
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To: BGHater

My dog is able to express herself naturally on my carpet quite often, actually.


11 posted on 01/20/2009 12:51:57 PM PST by texas_mrs
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My dog is able to express herself naturally on my carpet quite often, actually.


12 posted on 01/20/2009 12:52:29 PM PST by texas_mrs
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To: BGHater

“code of hammurabi” makes a come back.


13 posted on 01/20/2009 2:01:15 PM PST by DannyTN
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