I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my gonads and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
I tried that story once, with ‘chased a car and ran into a bus stop sign’ at the end.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.