Posted on 08/21/2008 6:11:16 AM PDT by Alex Murphy
Since his "conversion," Rambler is more helpful. He doesnt chase squirrels into the bushes, and he tolerates the neighbors cat. He even has "corrected" his owners. Monroe says she and her husband fought one night and retreated to separate rooms. Rambler came to one room, then another with a "disapproving look." He wouldnt stop until they reconciled before bed.
does this mean that there is hope for liberals?
I know living with a dog has taught me to eat my own feces.
As long as you don’t start sniffing strangers asses, we’re ok.
I always thought it was the other way around.
My dog taught me how to wrestle. Sometimes I even win.
Being able to do that might mean the difference between life and death once “The Bad Times” come... on or about late January 2009.
That and having a lot of ammo on hand...
;^)
Or eating STRANGERS” feces...
I learned the joys of whizzing outdoors. I was then arrested. :/
” ... dog barks contain information that people can understand.
They found even people who have never owned a dog can recognise the emotional ‘meaning’ of barks produced in various situations, such as when playing, left alone and confronted by a stranger. “
It took a study to figure this out?!?!??? OMG that is basic dog ownership 101.
I can even ‘speak’ to our Sheltie imitating her own barks/growls/snarls/etc.
I can even tell who’s come home [which family member] by the bark.
my brother learned how to lick his balls.
Dogs are the greatest.
It's called 'pack psychology' and it's been around a lot longer than humans.
Dogs are pack animals. By definition, a social hierarchy. I don’t think it can be related to “morals.”
I have to constantly remind my wife of this. She let’s our Boston Terrier “boss” her around and be dominate. Big mistake with a dog. The dog won’t listen to her at all or obey any command.
I walk in the room, snap my finger and point at the ground. The dog will immediately stop and sit down and stay until I tell it is OK to proceed.
No.
Dogs have larger brains.
“learning morals”
Interesting.
This must mean that there are morals. But I thought that there were no morals [liberal dogma]. That humans are no higher than dogs! [liberal dogma].
I’m confused.
His own or the dog’s?
Is sniffing everyone’s butt immoral? Because they haven’t learned about that yet apparently.
“His own or the dogs?”
hahahahahhaha good one.
I don't doubt that a bit. I also know that our dogs can distinguish when it's one of our cars from as far as a block away.
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