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"If these conditions are not met by November 1st, 2004, we the undersigned will vote against you in the up-coming election."

BWAHAHAHAHA!

Dear Petitioner:

Vote your conscience, it's the American way.

Also the American way is what we call in Texas, "Scratch my back and I'll scratch yours". You guys give me a paltry 19% of your vote like you did in 2000, why, I think I'll just find a better place to spend that $4 BILLION that I give you ingrates every year. Oh, and "You're Welcome" for my invasion of two of your enemies at no cost to you.

Yep, I bet Yasser would love that money. And I bet he would "scratch my back" in exchange for that money, too.

Sincerely,
GWB