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To: JoeProBono; DuncanWaring; Lurker
Jihadi hoverboard Unnngh

Now that just brings a smile to my face.

4,652 posted on 07/02/2017 7:48:44 PM PDT by Noumenon ("Only the dead have seen an end to war.")
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To: Noumenon

OMG!!


4,653 posted on 07/03/2017 2:39:56 AM PDT by Lurker (America burned the witch.)
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To: Noumenon


4,654 posted on 07/03/2017 2:44:40 AM PDT by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: Noumenon

That’s something ya don’t see everyday.


4,655 posted on 07/03/2017 5:01:22 AM PDT by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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To: Noumenon; Big Red Badger; csvset; nascarnation; b4its2late; Redcitizen; central_va; rdl6989; ...
First date goes terribly wrong when woman throws poo out apartment window

She returned distraught, confessed that she’d had a poo and panicked when the toilet wouldn’t flush. She fished it out with a tissue and tossed it out the window. Unfortunately, the window is weirdly configured so that it does not open to the outside, but rather a gap between another window panel. Moreover, it is a window of the non-opening variety.

They went into the bathroom together and the woman felt sure that she could use her gymnastic skills to crawl through a small transom above the window and retrieve the poo to be disposed of properly. It took a great deal of wriggling, but she managed to reach and seize the objective and pass it back to Smyth, who put it back in the toilet.

It was then the couple realized that she was stuck fast, upside-down, leaving no other alternative but to call the fire department.


4,668 posted on 09/06/2017 3:43:00 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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