Now that just brings a smile to my face.
OMG!!
That’s something ya don’t see everyday.
She returned distraught, confessed that shed had a poo and panicked when the toilet wouldnt flush. She fished it out with a tissue and tossed it out the window. Unfortunately, the window is weirdly configured so that it does not open to the outside, but rather a gap between another window panel. Moreover, it is a window of the non-opening variety.
They went into the bathroom together and the woman felt sure that she could use her gymnastic skills to crawl through a small transom above the window and retrieve the poo to be disposed of properly. It took a great deal of wriggling, but she managed to reach and seize the objective and pass it back to Smyth, who put it back in the toilet.
It was then the couple realized that she was stuck fast, upside-down, leaving no other alternative but to call the fire department.