Hopefully, this golf samizdat will help a few souls out there that can relate to this story.
1 posted on
01/15/2004 6:52:21 AM PST by
gobucks
To: gobucks
Copper Top Samizdat Memo below - recently intercepted.
The INSULIN PROJECT. *** TOP SECRET *** (but not really).
There is a widespread conspiracy in this country's elite circle called the "Insulin Project". (But, it can't really be called a conspiracy if everyone's on the same page, right?)
You get sleek and fat (at a younger, and younger age)... and then your health goes south.
The body, you see, will NOT burn it's stores of fat, unless insulin concentration in the blood falls below a certain level. This is an undisputed fact. The Project's technical objective is simple....get most of the U.S. population's insulin blood serum concentration to never drop below that level.
And then, that person spends the rest of life distracted by health issues that get worse and worse on the way to the grave; diabetes II chief among them, but then heart issues after that.
That life-of-distraction is the designed political aim of the Insulin Project: preventing voters from paying attention to any politics (and thus having no basis on which to vote except want we socialist commies want them to learn via T.V.).
Do NOT disribute this memo electronically.
2 posted on
01/15/2004 7:04:38 AM PST by
gobucks
(http://oncampus.richmond.edu/academics/classics/students/Ribeiro/laocoon)
To: gobucks
Great post. Not exactly sure I understand it, but great post.
3 posted on
01/15/2004 3:08:53 PM PST by
Khurkris
(Ranger On...)
To: gobucks
14 posted on
02/16/2006 8:03:53 AM PST by
Sam's Army
(Another unsuccessful attempt to refrain from posting)
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