My fave Biden lies:
I almost lost a house in a fire, my wife went missing, and my ‘67 Corvette ended up on e-bay.
I didn’t know about my surviving son Hunter’s business when I lent him AF Two, gave him a multi-lingual SS detail and a Rand McNally World Atlas.
My son Beau died in Iraq in combat, we brought him home in a flag-draped coffin and buried him in Arlington.
I met Mandela when he was in prison and I was a fact-finding Delaware peanut farmer.
I used to drive a truck for a living before I found out the real money is in politics.
I met Jill on a blind date after she and her husband worked on my campaign.