Fauxcahontas Makes Heap Big Surge in Presidential Race

DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon

[Vaquero]

Ug

[NonValueAdded]

I prefer lieawatha.

[Oldhunk]

She’s surging because she is promising a lot of free stuff.

[EyesOfTX]

They’re all doing that. She’s just better at it.

[Texas resident]

I saw a story on Breitbart about this.

Headline is “Warren jumps Sanders...”

EEEEUUUU.

[rockrr]

Maybe this is good. Maybe the dhimmis have advanced to bargaining (The five stages of grief being: denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance).

That is, providing you believe in that sort of thing. And that they haven't yet hit depression (bwaaahaaa!).

Seriously, this reminds me of the GOP in 2012 where only the feeblest of nominees stepped forward. And then, through the process of elimination (more like projectile vomit) they narrowed the field until there was only one schlub left - McInsane.

I remember the denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance I went through in the voting booth - it wasn't pleasant! And that's what the left is confronted with today.

Losers all!

That is all.

[OldNewYork]

I think the approved term is ‘undocumented space immigrant’.

[rockrr]

Oops - I meant 2008.

[RCFlyer]

Fun read, as always.
Enjoyed it.

[fulltlt]

yeah but can she cure cancer?

[RCFlyer]

Fun read, as always.
Enjoyed it.

[GOPJ]

This is Tucker’s fault...

[COBOL2Java]

Making things even more hilarious – and thus making her even more appealing to liar-obsessed Democrat voters – Warren had become so bought into her own line of BS that she even resorted to taking a DNA test to prove her life of lies last year. When the test came back with the finding that she might – maybe – have 1/1024th native American blood in her stream, she immediately paraded around on a public “victory” tour. Only the loud objections from several Indian Tribes put a stop to that nonsense.

[central_va]

She is surging because she stumbled on to the truth.

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"I'm deeply grateful for the opportunities America has given me. But the giant 'American' corporations who control our economy don't seem to feel the same way. They certainly don't act like it. Sure, these companies wave the flag -- but they have no loyalty or allegiance to America. ... These 'American' companies show only one real loyalty: to the short-term interests of their shareholders, a third of whom are foreign investors. If they can close up an American factory and ship jobs overseas to save a nickel, that's exactly what they will do -- abandoning loyal American workers and hollowing out American cities along the way. ... The result? Millions of good jobs lost overseas and a generation of stagnant wages, growing income inequality, and sluggish economic growth. ... We can navigate the changes ahead if we embrace economic patriotism and make American workers our highest priority, rather than continuing to cater to the interests of companies and people with no allegiance to America."

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If you regularly vote Republican, ask yourself: What part of that statement do you disagree with? Here's the depressing part: Nobody you voted for said that or would ever say it.

-- Tucker Carlson and Neil Patel

[SharpRightTurn]

“After all, this is a woman who wants to be the Democrat presidential nominee, and while she’s a horribly dishonest individual, she isn’t stupid.”

I can’t really account for Fauxcahontas’s surge except for the lackluster state of this whole bunch of idiots. Warren is as unlikable as Hellary Clinton, with the same type of preachy, screechy delivery that makes you beg for fingernails on chalkboards.

Of course, I’m sure we’ll see a lot of reshuffling of the deck before this campaign season is over.

[rovenstinez]

Maybe it is time for a Native American to finally live at the White House.

[COBOL2Java]

"My plan is working! Let them fight all the way to the convention - I will come in to save the day as the "Consensus" candidate!"

[Robert DeLong]

Rumor has it that she has been lying for decades about her gender as well.

[dowcaet]

Fauxahontas is a big time liar and fraud, but those traits only endear her even more to the RAT voters. Dems love their cheats and liars. Now it’s time for them to pick their favorite liar and cheat to be their next presidential nominee!