as if.
But just for giggles, how about Avenetti getting his mind out of the gutter and understanding some non-sexual definitions:
Renate Allumniti: perhaps some people would see it as a compliment, that the young lady was considered quite the catch - marriage material - so much so she had her own suitor club competing for a chance to win her heart. Kavanaugh’s attorney stated K. knew and admired her but could only score one date.
extreme sports: Have you boofed yet? : https://wetplanetwhitewater.com/package/boofing-clinic/
extreme sports: Devil’s Triangle:
https://devilstriangletn.com/history/#more-23
https://tailofthedragonmaps.com/devils-triangle-tn-map/
religion: Malibu Fan Club:
https://malibuclub.younglife.org/Pages/aboutyl.aspx
misc:
Keg City Club treasurer - usually a sober person, who can be trusted with the money
Down Geezer - Black Sabbath’s bass man, Geezer Butler? no clue