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Evidently she had her Birkenstocks customized with Teflon soles.

[sheana]

I don’t wear Birkenstocks because they’re UGLY but I’ve seen them and they don’t have slippery soles. I can’t figure out why she kept slipping unless like you said...she had them resoled with something else. And that would be really stupid. Lol