[Kriggerel]

Well, isn’t that special.
If some progressive told me that I was not allowed to pee standing up, I would immediately squat down, pee on their shoes, and say: “Oops! Looks like my aim goes all to hell when I’m not standing up!”

[sparklite2]

Okay, but fair's fair.

[The_Media_never_lie]

If some progressive told me that I was not allowed to pee standing up,

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Don't believe I need advice on that; can handle that just fine.