[Billthedrill]

So, on Election Night, I did what I did best and turned off my feelings. Even while everyone else around me was crying, hugging, and shaking, I couldn’t let more than a few silent tears slide down my cheeks, even though there was truly no shame in weeping.

You're right, that's one of the funniest articles I've read in a while. It would be much, much shorter if somebody had stolen the "I" key from her keyboard, but we get the gist.

Rage and hatred really were the cornerstones of Hillary's campaign, and left her supporters shaking with frustration when she was denied her entitlement. It gives us all an idea of what they'd have been like in power: vengeful, self-righteous, and insufferable. To see them weeping is to see something evil get its just desserts.

[T-Bone Texan]

The subtext I see repeated over and over by these hateful people is that they were somehow entitled to revenge; their enemies, white people/men/republicans were going to get their just desserts, and these leftist dooshbags were going to be the vehicle for that revenge.

It wasn’t supposed to turn out this way! Waaaahhh!