[jjotto]

My wife and her friends, no longer hot young snarky babes, still can’t resist a “Sorry about your penis!” shutout to guys in business casual using their shiny new big pickups as commuter vehicles.

[SamAdams76]

You made that up! There are no women out there who would shout such a thing to a man in a pickup truck.

I think you are jealous because people like me can afford pickup trucks without having to “haul stuff” in them. I hire other people for that.

Remember, envy is a self-destructive emotion. Don’t let the fact that I once had a pickup truck mainly for commuting eat away at you. Not healthy!

[Wyrd bið ful aræd]

The idea that there is a correlation between penis size and the vehicle you drive kind of baffles me. Some people just like trucks. I almist bought a truck recently -- I don't haul things, but I thought about using it for winter commuting and trips north. I ended up buying a cheap sports car instead because the cost of fuel day to day outweighs whatever rugged use I might have for a truck. I don't think my weiner would have shrunk if I went with the truck :)

Then again, apparently a sports car indicates deficiency as well. Dangit, seems like I just can't win at this game!