[editor-surveyor]

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Don’t move to Phoenix, move to Payson!

Phoenix is loaded with retired CA screwel teechurs, and they stink severely.
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[PUGACHEV]

Don’t move to Phoenix, move to Payson!

Ha! I was in Payson two years ago. I bought a cowboy hat there. Arizona certainly is diverse. I was told that Sedona gets maybe 4" of snow a year, while Flagstaff, a little more than an hour away, gets over 100". I went to Tuba City to see the dinosaur tracks, and the afternoon I arrived the town was parched, dusty, and as dry as an old bone. Still, people there were excited about the flood that occurred just that morning. They described it as a biblical deluge, but the land drank it all up so there wasn't the slightest sign of it just a few hours later.

[Dr. Sivana]

Don’t move to Phoenix, move to Payson!

Phoenix is loaded with retired CA screwel teechurs, and they stink severely.

We don't have to be in Phoenix proper, but Payson is a little too far for the drive to church. My kids are homeschooled, so the teachers are more of an anthropological curiosity that they will be warned to keep away from.