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To: American Constitutionalist
I am 67. I am thinking about starting to smoke. Looks relaxing, all by yourself under a tree or on a bus bench. Smokers, please encourage and tell me the other benefits i will enjoy when i start smoking cigs. Will it make my Coke taste better?
85 posted on 08/10/2017 6:09:25 AM PDT by Awgie (Truth is always stranger than fiction.)
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To: Awgie

You will smell like an ashtray.


86 posted on 08/10/2017 6:13:14 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (Hillary: Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass GO. Do not collect 2 billion dollars.)
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To: Awgie

Sure. I’ll put it at the top of the next page.


100 posted on 08/10/2017 11:19:10 AM PDT by mrsmith (Dumb sluts: Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat/RINO Party!)
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To: Awgie

Tobacco will pick you up when you want, or calm you down if that’s what you want. It is an exceptionally good drug for socialization.
In fact it was so good that a bunch of smokers invented a whole new form of government to accomodate what they’d learned from using it..
Yes, if you like the Constitution then thank the smokers who wrote it.
It’s use coincided with the spread of republicanism throughout the Western world.

It is by no means “the hardest drug to quit”, it has that rep because it is a common drug. Rarer ones like the opiods are MUCH MUCH more difficult to quit. Heck, changing one’s diet is apparently harder.

But I suggest you try vaping. Much better for your lungs to avoid filling them with CO, smoke and tars of any sort.

“...Thought in the early morning, solace in time of woes,
Peace in the hush of the twilight, balm ere my eyelids close,... “
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101 posted on 08/10/2017 11:21:49 AM PDT by mrsmith (Dumb sluts: Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat/RINO Party!)
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To: Awgie
Keeps you from getting worms. 🐛 🐛 🐛
102 posted on 08/10/2017 12:20:08 PM PDT by BykrBayb (Lung cancer free since 11/9/07. Colon cancer free since 7/7/15. Obama free since 1/20/17. PTL ~ Þ)
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