Shutup!
Shutup!
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Sgt. (John Cleese): All right then, bananas.
(All sigh)
Sgt: We haven’t done them, have we?
Right. Bananas. How to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana.
Now you, come at me with this banana. Catch! (throws a banana to him)
Now, it’s quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him ‘elpless.
Palin: Suppose he’s got a bunch?
Sgt: Shut up.
Idle: Suppose he’s got a pointed stick?
Sgt: Shut up.
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Full video below...
Self Defense Against Fresh Fruit - Monty Python’s Flying Circus
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=monty+python+fresh+fruit