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To: Oldpuppymax

We have grey squirrels here in the suburbs but maybe a few fox squirrels out at our farm where we are moving. I don’t know much about fox squirrels but Mr. Mercat and I are certain that grey squirrels are extra-terristral aliens. They have those big bunches of leaves high in the trees in the winter and want us to think that they are nests. Who would build a nest of leaves high in the tree in winter? So we now know that they are portals for them to go up to the mother ship where they have unlimited nuts and nice warm beds. I haven’t figured out why they come down at all but I’m sure it is for a sinister reason.


13 posted on 05/14/2017 8:44:44 AM PDT by Mercat
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To: Mercat

I hear tell that there’s black squirrels in Kent, Ohio!


29 posted on 05/14/2017 8:54:55 AM PDT by meyer (The Constitution says what it says, and it doesn't say what it doesn't say.)
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