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Police departments offering to check meth for ‘deadly gluten’
wowk ^ | May 9, 2017 | Craig Poole, Digital Content Manager

Posted on 05/09/2017 3:11:55 PM PDT by Morgana

NEWARK, CA (WCMH) — Police around the country are offering their services to help check anyone’s meth for traces of gluten.

Not only that, they’re offering the service for free.

The police department in Newark, California made this offer May 4 on its Facebook page:

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Don't know which insults my intelligence more, them offering this or the people who would actually take it down for testing.
1 posted on 05/09/2017 3:11:55 PM PDT by Morgana
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2 posted on 05/09/2017 3:17:01 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (MAGA!!!)
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To: Morgana

Gluten Free Meth users have it tough!


3 posted on 05/09/2017 3:22:25 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: Morgana

What about people that need their heroin certified organic and non-GMO? Those people now feel marginalized.


4 posted on 05/09/2017 3:30:07 PM PDT by BipolarBob (Don't be a pessimist, be an optometrist.)
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Some new Walter White out there probably already has this cornered. Could be a selling point among the meth-heads.Who knows? It’s a world I never made.


5 posted on 05/09/2017 3:47:11 PM PDT by supremedoctrine ("If you want to be able to predict the future, first you have to create it"---Lincoln)
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To: Morgana

Trying to get perps to show up like Apple Dumpling Gang bank robbers for their own hanging?


6 posted on 05/09/2017 3:59:16 PM PDT by unlearner (You will never come to know that which you do not know until you first know that you do not know it.)
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To: Morgana
These are the same kind of mental giants who, when wanted on a felony warrant, will rush out meet a total stranger because they were told that they had won a big screen TV.

Criminals; not the sharpest crayons in the box.

7 posted on 05/09/2017 4:08:24 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not a Romantic, not a hero worshiper and stop trying to tug my heartstrings. It tickles! (pink bow))
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To: Morgana

Is it also vegan and organic?


8 posted on 05/09/2017 4:31:53 PM PDT by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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To: Morgana

Any meth user who take up the cops on their offer is definitely a gluten for punishment.


9 posted on 05/09/2017 4:38:07 PM PDT by Redcitizen
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To: Morgana
Like checking arsenik for food coloring.
Why are people who smoke, use street drugs or eat garbage in any way concerned about food additives?
They must all be liberals more worried about litte problems than serious threats.

10 posted on 05/09/2017 4:40:51 PM PDT by BitWielder1 (I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
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To: Morgana

Is it possible that this IS A TRAP!


11 posted on 05/09/2017 5:16:44 PM PDT by sportutegrl
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12 posted on 05/09/2017 5:58:02 PM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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