A liberal calls his boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get it started.”
He asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”
The liberal says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a tiger.”
His boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. He lets him in and shows him where he has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to the liberal and says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.”
He takes his hand and says, “Second, I want you to relax, and then…..” he sighed, “we’ll put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.”
(OK, slightly modified blonde joke)
It was funnier the second time. Actually I coughed just as I hit POST and hit it again.