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Stuff Hunting Wives Say
Cal Sportsman ^ | 3/1/2017 | C Cocoles

Posted on 03/01/2017 12:07:38 PM PST by w1n1

Does this sound familiar If you're a wife of a hunter, or maybe you notice your wife saying things like:

Brittany Zeigler: You forgot how many guns do you need? Oh you need a new one every year? Lovely

Susannah B. Lewis, Author: Yes I thought of that when I was done! Definitely more firearms in this house than on a SWAT team!!

Cami Mash Hansbrough: My husband complains about how much I spend on workout clothes, yet we get phone calls from gander mtn and cabela's asking if everything is ok because they haven't seen him for over a week and his card hasn't been used for 30 days.

Kristin Shaver Hardin: Sadly we ARE turning the kids swing set into a deer blind. See the video here.


TOPICS: Hobbies; Outdoors
KEYWORDS: hunting
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1 posted on 03/01/2017 12:07:39 PM PST by w1n1
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To: w1n1

Dang .

Wanted to see the video but, I am not Facecrook.


2 posted on 03/01/2017 12:12:11 PM PST by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: w1n1

And the problem is?


3 posted on 03/01/2017 12:14:02 PM PST by Tac Double Tap (I'd rather die standing than on my knees begging.)
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To: w1n1
Her: "Don't you have enough shotguns?"

Him: "You can never have enough shotguns"

4 posted on 03/01/2017 12:17:03 PM PST by circlecity
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To: w1n1

It all sounds normal to me. I just noticed Sunday my handgun ammo is under 3000 rounds on hand, time to roadtrip to GLA.


5 posted on 03/01/2017 12:18:18 PM PST by exnavy (God save the republic.)
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To: w1n1

Guns are not like wives; you can have more than one.


6 posted on 03/01/2017 12:20:47 PM PST by Scrambler Bob (Brought to you from Turtle Island, otherwise known as 'So-Called North America')
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To: circlecity
A liberal party host once asked me after she discovered I was a shooter,
"How many guns do you own?"
I replied, "I am not really sure."
I tell my wife the same thing.
7 posted on 03/01/2017 12:26:34 PM PST by dmcnash (Back off! I'm a Scientist.)
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To: dmcnash

Yeah, and you never know how many were lost in the boat accident....


8 posted on 03/01/2017 12:28:59 PM PST by NEMDF
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To: exnavy

May I ask what/where is GLA?


9 posted on 03/01/2017 12:31:07 PM PST by treetopsandroofs (Had FDR been GOP, there would have been no World Wars, just "The Great War" and "Roosevelt's Wars".)
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To: circlecity

That is what my late husband said about his bass fishing equipment. After he died, I gave a lot of the stuff to my brother. It filled the back of his pickup. Then I brought some of the rest to our company whose new building is next to a farm pond. They love walking out the door to go fishing. Even the kids love it and they have caught fish. We think the pond is spring fed because the water is so clear.


10 posted on 03/01/2017 12:32:04 PM PST by MamaB (Heb : 13:2)
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To: w1n1

“Quit using my good Tupperware for dead animals - use that Rubbermaid stuff!”

Now that’s funny.
(if you’ve got a ‘Tupperware wife’, you know what I mean...)


11 posted on 03/01/2017 12:35:48 PM PST by jonno (Having an opinion is not the same as having the answer...)
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To: circlecity

She: “Did you just buy another gun?”
He: “Uh...no, dear, I’ve had this one for ten years. Just got it out for cleaning.”

She: “How many guns do you own?”
He: “More than I need, not as many as I want.”

;^)


12 posted on 03/01/2017 1:02:54 PM PST by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam. Buy ammo.")
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To: w1n1

Once you are past the point she no longer knows exactly how many you have you are home free......


13 posted on 03/01/2017 1:08:10 PM PST by Envisioning (Trump is imposing the people's will on it's government......)
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To: w1n1

My family is weird. My dad and brother are afraid of guns, while I, the girl, am the hunter and gun collector of the family.


14 posted on 03/01/2017 1:12:28 PM PST by Ellendra (Those who kill without reason cannot be reasoned with.)
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To: w1n1
Daaave: "Isn't this a pretty gun?"
She (Who must be obeyed.): "I don't know what's pretty about it."
15 posted on 03/01/2017 1:13:07 PM PST by Daaave ("You Nexus, huh? I design your eyes.")
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To: Scrambler Bob

Aye, and you’ll never find a .44 complaining when you trade her in for a pair of .22s...


16 posted on 03/01/2017 1:25:35 PM PST by HiJinx (It's Morning in America Once Again)
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To: dmcnash
he he he,

my wife asked me that once. Took me a number of minutes to count them all. And there was a couple of returns with, "oh yeah, there's this one too".

17 posted on 03/01/2017 1:52:00 PM PST by onona (Keeping the faith will be our new directive for the republic !)
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To: w1n1

Not tonight, I have to be in my stand 45 minutes before daylight.


18 posted on 03/01/2017 2:04:44 PM PST by freedomfiter2 (Lex rex)
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My wife has 165 pairs of shoes. I counted them. What is the resale value of shoes? What is the resale value of guns? Not that I’d ever sell one.


19 posted on 03/01/2017 2:58:58 PM PST by oldasrocks (rump)
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To: w1n1

Never give your wife the combination to your gun safe.


20 posted on 03/01/2017 3:03:12 PM PST by Nachoman (My guns and my ammo, they comfort me.)
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