Posted on 03/01/2017 12:07:38 PM PST by w1n1
Does this sound familiar If you're a wife of a hunter, or maybe you notice your wife saying things like:
Brittany Zeigler: You forgot how many guns do you need? Oh you need a new one every year? Lovely
Susannah B. Lewis, Author: Yes I thought of that when I was done! Definitely more firearms in this house than on a SWAT team!!
Cami Mash Hansbrough: My husband complains about how much I spend on workout clothes, yet we get phone calls from gander mtn and cabela's asking if everything is ok because they haven't seen him for over a week and his card hasn't been used for 30 days.
Kristin Shaver Hardin: Sadly we ARE turning the kids swing set into a deer blind. See the video here.
Dang .
Wanted to see the video but, I am not Facecrook.
And the problem is?
Him: "You can never have enough shotguns"
It all sounds normal to me. I just noticed Sunday my handgun ammo is under 3000 rounds on hand, time to roadtrip to GLA.
Guns are not like wives; you can have more than one.
Yeah, and you never know how many were lost in the boat accident....
May I ask what/where is GLA?
That is what my late husband said about his bass fishing equipment. After he died, I gave a lot of the stuff to my brother. It filled the back of his pickup. Then I brought some of the rest to our company whose new building is next to a farm pond. They love walking out the door to go fishing. Even the kids love it and they have caught fish. We think the pond is spring fed because the water is so clear.
“Quit using my good Tupperware for dead animals - use that Rubbermaid stuff!”
Now that’s funny.
(if you’ve got a ‘Tupperware wife’, you know what I mean...)
She: “Did you just buy another gun?”
He: “Uh...no, dear, I’ve had this one for ten years. Just got it out for cleaning.”
She: “How many guns do you own?”
He: “More than I need, not as many as I want.”
;^)
Once you are past the point she no longer knows exactly how many you have you are home free......
My family is weird. My dad and brother are afraid of guns, while I, the girl, am the hunter and gun collector of the family.
Aye, and you’ll never find a .44 complaining when you trade her in for a pair of .22s...
my wife asked me that once. Took me a number of minutes to count them all. And there was a couple of returns with, "oh yeah, there's this one too".
Not tonight, I have to be in my stand 45 minutes before daylight.
My wife has 165 pairs of shoes. I counted them. What is the resale value of shoes? What is the resale value of guns? Not that I’d ever sell one.
Never give your wife the combination to your gun safe.
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