I suggest that (if you haven’t already) you start drinking heavily.
Learn the joys of a good cigar.
No drug store panatellas.
Really good stuff, like Partagas Humitubes and Arturo Fuente Gran Reserva Rothschild.
And buy a motorcycle.
Nothing less than 1,000cc. Solo Seat.
Shoot pool. Get in a fight now and then.
Stop trying to figure out women.
You be the mystery.
Live life on *your* terms.
And lose the onesie PJs and cocoa.
You’re welcome.
LOL!!
Good suggestions! Sometimes I get in a fights with other guys. My wife gets on my case as to why it happens. I finally explained that I'd rather take it out on others who pick fights than fight her, just letting things go between us rather than persuing an argument with her. She got nicer after that, and my fights stopped.