[PROCON]

20 years in prison?

At least he'll die a happy man.

[Rurudyne]

His punishment should be served at home, with one of those ankle bracelets.

[Vendome]

Strange, the effects of a woman on a man’s mind and what he will conceive as an avenue for inner peace.

If she dies while he’s in prison, I would make the case for commuting his sentence...

[fhayek]

Wasn’t there a story about a man who went in to the hills to get away from his nasty wife, and ended up sleeping for twenty years? They should rename this guy Wink Van Ripple.

[MUDDOG]

Must be the guy on the plane with the liberal wife.

[hecticskeptic]

Proverbs 21:9 It is better to dwell in a corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman in a wide house.

[Viking2002]

Damn. I just used to avoid my first wife by slamming down a few mugs at my local Legion post after work. It anesthetized me from her shrewish rantings when I walked in the door. That marriage sucked bigly.

[Larry Lucido]

Good news, Mr. Ripple. You get daily conjugal visits throughout your entire sentence!

[JohnBrowdie]

maybe he thinks the sex will be better in prison.

[Califreak]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W0iA_rOcn9Y

(My Wife-The Who)

[dainbramaged]

She must be something special. My first wife was the test pilot for a broom factory. My second wife turned out to be the squadron commander. There won’t be a third.

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

If he would rather be in prison than at home with his wife, the wife must be a real pisser!

[TChad]

Will this guy even be convicted? If he made no attempt to get away, the money he “stole” never left the bank.

[tanuki]

The guys at his watering hole must be on the floor.