When I’m drunk, I just plain can’t type. (There was a New Year’s Eve Undead Thread that demonstrated this, and also showed me in my pajamas.)
However, these people are professionals. They know what they’re doing. “Crippling infrastructure, Bruce!” “Yeah, Tyler, that’s the ticket. Vivid verbiage!”
If they did this on purpose, they should be charged with Felony Assault against the English language.