I often wondered about these Vegan places. I have two idiot sister in laws who are vegans. One of them does it privately and will eat the Christmas ham when she is over. However, the other insists that she drags my brother in law to vegan places.
I think if a vegan place was named “I am a vegan but my Date is not” and serves a balance of bar food and vegan crap, it might work out better.
Since that was a communist place, they should name their burgers after the Communist dictators of the 20th century. The desert would be named “Siberian Labor Camp”
The Salad bar could be named The Potemkin Village.