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This is for Freepers that could use a laugh today.

They were open at odd hours, working for tips, customers waited up to 40 minutes for a grilled cheese sandwich, and often the staff would get into arguments with customers. Haha!

Any surprise it closed?

1 posted on 12/13/2016 8:43:13 AM PST by Enlightened1
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To: Enlightened1

How many restaurant workers/members were also assassinated and buried in unmarked graves out in the back?

That’s also the Marxist way.


2 posted on 12/13/2016 8:44:53 AM PST by PGR88
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To: Enlightened1
Looks like this was a happening place...


3 posted on 12/13/2016 8:49:48 AM PST by SamAdams76
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After five years of business, Grand Rapids, Michigan’s famously Marxist vegan sandwich shop is closing its doors...

Man, they didn't make it past the first Five Year Plan. Epic Commie Fail.
4 posted on 12/13/2016 8:51:44 AM PST by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: Enlightened1

They were only following the Communist model. Institute a five year plan. Pretend to pay the workers and they pretend to work.

Fail.


5 posted on 12/13/2016 8:54:13 AM PST by DeFault User
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To: KC_Lion

Ping, Comrade!


6 posted on 12/13/2016 8:55:41 AM PST by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: Enlightened1

The “hours” thing is a pet peeve of mine. If you open up a retail business and you post specific hours, you are open those hours come hell or high water. If you say you are open until nine, but at 8:45 you’ve not seen a customer in 2 hours, you STILL wait 15 minutes to close the doors.

I moved to rural KY from Seattle about five years ago. I see a lot of businesses that do this “flexible hours” thing. I patronize none of them. I want to know, that if I need a certain tool or part and it’s 5:45 and I can make it to the store by a few minutes before six, their closing time, that they WILL be open, as they say they will be. One time, and I’m done with them.


7 posted on 12/13/2016 8:57:16 AM PST by Mr. Douglas (Today is your life. What are you going to do with it?)
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This comes as no surprise to anyone who has actually had a job.

I remember Professor Hansen from my Poli Sci days at Indiana University in 1979. In his seminar, which should have been called “Soviet Communism Here and Now” he advocated the usual crap about “workers controlling the means of production.” Having worked a real job in commercial construction all summer, I knew his plan had 3 consequences:

1. The building isn’t going to be built
2. Because the Worker’s Committee is going to be convened in the parking lot with a case of beer and a bucket of chicken, and
3. The “means of production” (company tools) are going home with the Workers’ Committee and are not being returned in the morning.

I wish I’d had the balls to suggest to the Professor that students should also control the means of production of grades, that we all vote ourselves A+ grades for the semester, cut the nonsense and reconvene at Nick’s for some cold beer.


8 posted on 12/13/2016 8:57:24 AM PST by henkster
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I am surprised it lasted five years!

Most five year plans don’t.


9 posted on 12/13/2016 8:58:27 AM PST by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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“Any surprise it closed?”

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/search?m=all;o=time;q=quick;s=vegan%20restaurant


10 posted on 12/13/2016 9:02:48 AM PST by TexasGator
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Remember, socialism is still a good idea, it’s just that this time (again), it wasn’t implemented properly.


12 posted on 12/13/2016 9:04:52 AM PST by jiggyboy (Ten percent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
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I think they need to tweak their business model. Start selling ribs, chicken wings, and real hamburgers. Have a burger that weighs 3 lbs, and call it “heart attack” I am sure business will pick up.


14 posted on 12/13/2016 9:07:34 AM PST by castlegreyskull
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What happened? The employees wouldn’t work for free?


15 posted on 12/13/2016 9:07:39 AM PST by Minutemen ("It's a Religion of Peace")
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They didn’t do a Marxist business properly. The would have done fine if people were forced to patronize the place, and were punished severely if they failed to give glowing praise.


21 posted on 12/13/2016 9:14:26 AM PST by rightwingcrazy ("We will not tolerate those who are intolerant of the intolerant.")
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as usual, the brilliant, insightful and hilarious comments on this thread do not disappoint!


26 posted on 12/13/2016 9:26:01 AM PST by ConservativeDude
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It’s not a Marxist restaurant, unless the government forced them to do it. If it’s a business model they voluntarily choose, then it’s capitalist.


31 posted on 12/13/2016 9:36:31 AM PST by nickcarraway
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Any surprise it closed?

No, just shocked that it lasted 5 years.

36 posted on 12/13/2016 9:42:15 AM PST by Robert DeLong
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To: Enlightened1

Imagine if the DMV were converted to a sandwich shop...you’d get this.


41 posted on 12/13/2016 10:16:56 AM PST by lacrew
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To: Enlightened1

The long march through the restaurant institution didn’t last long.


43 posted on 12/13/2016 10:52:41 AM PST by Mozilla (Truth Is Stranger than Fiction.)
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