You sir will have a viking funeral. We will light these phuckers on fire to light your boat.
If you are kind enough not to die too soon you can watch us fire these phuckers at someone elses boat who would be as honored to have these ass wipes be the lighter.
hang on please. It is going to be the best time of your entire life except for the kids and grandkids thing.
#2 Visit Australia. (Got to help those Aussies over throw their Queen.) Lol.