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Amy Schumer Will Play an Imperfect Barbie in the Live-Action Film
Jezebel ^ | December 2, 2016 | Clover Hope

Posted on 12/02/2016 3:58:39 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet

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21 posted on 12/02/2016 4:19:32 PM PST by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: boomstick
The. F***. is forcing her down our throats???

Her uncle is Chuck Schumer, as you may know. So I suspect she is the darling as long as this gives media access to Schmuck Scheemer (although he has never seen a camera that he wouldn't run to).

22 posted on 12/02/2016 4:22:01 PM PST by llevrok (je sui cou rouge !)
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To: RightGeek

Wait.....Meaghan McCain has her own doll?


23 posted on 12/02/2016 4:22:48 PM PST by Covenantor (Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern. " Chesterton)
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To: edh
She’s also ridiculously predictable.

I've watched most of Jerry Seinfeld's "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee" episodes. Her episode was really weak and unfunny. She had to play it clean on this episode. You can see that, outside of being crude, she has no act. (such is the state of most stand up these days, sadly).

24 posted on 12/02/2016 4:25:59 PM PST by llevrok (je sui cou rouge !)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Forget direct-to-video, this one belongs in straight to the rubbish bin.


25 posted on 12/02/2016 4:27:19 PM PST by NohSpinZone (First thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Barbie? Overweight, ugly-inside-and-out Barbie?


26 posted on 12/02/2016 4:28:58 PM PST by bigredkitty1 (March 5, 2010. Rest in peace, sweet boy. I will miss you, Big Red.)
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To: llevrok
Her uncle is Chuck Schumer, as you may know.

I think they're distant cousins.

27 posted on 12/02/2016 4:30:00 PM PST by Lizavetta
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Maybe she will have a partial birth abortion. That should get her an Oscar nomination.


28 posted on 12/02/2016 4:31:57 PM PST by Kid Shelleen (Beat your plowshares into swords. Let the weak say I am strong)
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To: boomstick

Amy Schumer, as in Chuck U. (cousin)


29 posted on 12/02/2016 4:34:37 PM PST by mykroar (Congratulations President-Elect Trump)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Yarf. Yawn and barf.


30 posted on 12/02/2016 4:35:29 PM PST by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

What a bitch


31 posted on 12/02/2016 4:36:56 PM PST by wardaddy (trump is a great tourniquet but that's all folks.......)
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To: lee martell

Imperfect Barbie?Her best role would be “Imperfect Harpy”.


32 posted on 12/02/2016 4:38:39 PM PST by Farmer Dean (168 grains of instant conflict resolution)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Jezebel=kooksite


33 posted on 12/02/2016 4:47:23 PM PST by wardaddy (trump is a great tourniquet but that's all folks.......)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
"No word on whether Schumer’s Barbie will happily binge drink and get to have one-night stands."

Glad my daughters missed those fun Barbie accessories......

34 posted on 12/02/2016 5:01:50 PM PST by cincinnati65
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To: boomstick
"Who. The. F***. is forcing her down our throats???"

You did catch her last name, didn't you?

35 posted on 12/02/2016 5:02:34 PM PST by cincinnati65
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To: freedomson

Barbi-cue?


36 posted on 12/02/2016 5:17:25 PM PST by Trod Upon (Government employees and welfare recipients are both net tax consumers. Often for life.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I thought the chubby little lady moved to Spain.


37 posted on 12/02/2016 5:21:38 PM PST by KosmicKitty (Waiting for inspirations)
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Rename it from Barbie to Blobbie and they could gain a few kudos for truth in advertising, but it's still going to be a garbage movie. It'll stink like a skunk's corpse rotting in the sewer underneath a 3rd world slaughterhouse during a summer heatwave.
38 posted on 12/02/2016 5:22:36 PM PST by Two Kids' Dad (((( Hillary Clinton is a felon. As yet unindicted, but a felon nonetheless ))))
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I smell a bomb.


39 posted on 12/02/2016 5:41:38 PM PST by fieldmarshaldj (Je Suis Pepe)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

“Imperfect Barbie”? Hell, she’s an imperfect “5” just based on personality.


40 posted on 12/02/2016 5:44:21 PM PST by LittleBillyInfidel (This tagline has been formatted to fit the screen. Some content has been edited.)
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