[Da Coyote]

Let’s start a dumb pool.

Which worthless “would you like to supersize that” low IQ major is this dunce pursuing?

Studies?

Journalism?

Underwater marshmallow cooking?

[Gay State Conservative]

Journalism? Underwater marshmallow cooking?

You missed the most obvious one...Gender Studies.

[IronJack]

Theater. Drama, to be specific.

[shibumi]

"Which worthless “would you like to supersize that” low IQ major is this dunce pursuing?"

Asexual Interpretive Dance.
With minors in Spirit Cooking and Luciferian Studies.

[exDemMom]

Let’s start a dumb pool.

Which worthless “would you like to supersize that” low IQ major is this dunce pursuing?

"Ian Ware is a second-year student at the University of Virginia studying foreign affairs and American studies."

I'm guessing from this dolt's screed that he expects that college students are going to be rounded up and sent to camps once Trump is sworn in. What an idiot.

At least most of the comments at the site are very critical of this snowflake. I guess the bots are no longer out in force to post pro-Hillary messages now that the election is over.

[odawg]

“Underwater marshmallow cooking?”

He is a marshmallow, or some other species of invertebrate, so he would not like that.

[liberalh8ter]

Leaf blowing for the win.

[louie2]

Maybe he should “man up” and go see the Army recruiter. It’s a great cure for cowardice.

[Nifster]

I put money on community organizing

[philman_36]

Which worthless “would you like to supersize that” low IQ major is this dunce pursuing?Ian Ware is a second-year student at the University of Virginia studying foreign affairs and American studies.

Perhaps his foreign affairs studies have shown him a better place in the world to live since he's so dissatisfied with America.

[SES1066]

Which worthless “would you like to supersize that” low IQ major is this dunce pursuing?

I'm guessing Education - the choice of low-information students since the 1960s!

[bikerman]

under water basket weaving.