Funny. What a crock of shit.
Naw, you're just fantasizing & projecting your own inner soul onto others.
In fact, nobody here "hates the South" because most have lived in the South, have family & friends there and many fond memories.
Some of us will retire to the South, other look for opportunities there, many follow religious or political leaders in the South.
So nobody here "hates the South".
What we do hate are lies a few Southerners tell about their own and our history, especially regarding the Civil War.