[BenLurkin]

"Those early models had glitches...could never happen with my current technology..."

[Doogle]

...he went to the Wong tea house. Slap & Tickle, Shiatsu Combo. He mustuf rinked trice....BOOM.

[PLMerite]

Good thing you weren't at Benihana, pal, she might have lopped something off.

[To Hell With Poverty]

Poor guy. I have a ruptured lower lumbar disc, so I kinda feel his pain, just not in the same place.

[dfwgator]

“My woman from Tokyo.... She makes me see....”

[VanDeKoik]

Young Japanese females just come off as having a screw loose.

I think it’s mainly the youth-obsessed culture that makes it fashionable to act and sound like some goofy anime character. I can understand if it makes some of them secretly psycho.

[Dr. Ursus]

Are you sure your magic twanger was a twitchin?

[ozzymandus]

Gee, thanks for the ad. There aren’t enough on the internet.

[SparkyBass]

Her name was Tanya, the Lotus Eater...

[gaijin]

What a completely stupid article.

he never found out the source of his pain, never found out how to diminish the pain just found out decades later he still had pain.

do not read this article.

[Rastus]

Hmm. I thought the title was going to be Hillary talking about Yoko.