I am the very model of a basket of deplorables,
I’m racist, sexist, homophobic, barely am employable,
I’m Xenophobic in my country, totally fanatical,
Islamophobic since I think sharia’s incompatible.
She will claim we misconstrue her comment’ry rhetorical,
‘Cause Hillary in campaign speeches tends to be hysterical.
Alt-right sites are all teeming with a lot o’ news, (news... news... GOT IT!)
With many damning facts about the Clinton charity abuse.
The level of corruption there is borderline ridiculous,
Electing her would put the country in position perilous.
I’m racist, sexist, homophobic, barely am employable,
I am the very model of a basket of deplorables.
W S Gilbert would not object.